DAMN SKIPPY! Happy Memorial Day AmeriCANS. In the spirit of kicking ass and taking names, we pay our respects to all the brave men and women who died defending our CHRISTIAN morals, purple mountains, obsessions with bacon and cats, and the god given right to bare arms from evil MexiCAN'T suckyourbuses and their plots to amass vampire armies of mass douchebaggery.
WARNING: You cannot disguise shit amongst diamonds, come to find.
Jas!hole x Pee!Tard/ Jas!hole x Pee!Tard x OC/ Jas!hole x Pee!Tard x Charmander
This is an erotic buddy flickish sun down memory of yesteryear from Peter's POV in which he recounts his and Jasper's rapey sexual exploits as head councilors at Vampire Army summer camp.
The Major by Aerialla1
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