In recent news, the fight for king of bat shit crazy mountain gets a bit steeper as the sentencing of the "Twilight Rapist" is set to commence, which you can read all about here, while in the mean time, 5 Million Shades of Disappointment has been picked up by Random House for reprint and shopped by Universal Studios for a $5 million, three-movie deal. So in honor of her success, we have decided to present you all with another selection from Master of The Universe.
Master of The Universe by Snow Queen's Ice Dragon: Chaps. 12-16
WARNING: D/S relationships, hoass, bourgeois home decorating, architecture porn, fine wines, terrible company, we smell a sitcom, #dreamscometrue
Christian!ward x Anastasia!GeorgeTekai!ella
A soft "oh my" is uttered into the mirror as George studies his reflection carefully. George is about to DO IT with Edward Fucking Cullen! He is scared, nervous, and excited all at once. "What will it be like?" George wonders to himself, subconsciously touching his soft, wavy hair. Will he change? Will he look noticeably different to his peers? What about his parents? He had heard stories from the other girls at school that after they had done it the first time, their mothers knew right away. The other girls at school also said it was painful, but George was sure Edward would never hurt him. It would be the best night of his life.
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A slightly different version of the "Hi, my name is Joe!" song that MOST OF US learned as kids.
CHECK HERE FOR A PERMANENT LINK TO MOTU
A slightly different version of the "Hi, my name is Joe!" song that MOST OF US learned as kids.
