HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
JESUS
Tonight we're gunna party like it's an educated guess somewhere between 6 and 4 BC. Give or take a century.
It isn't looking like we are going to be graced with a white Christmas this year. Today it was an unseasonable 55 degrees with a chance of lower back sweat in gay ol' Manhattan. But fret not, gentle Whovilians, our spirits have not been dimmed. He is the reason for the season after all, and the greatest gift and honor is having Him for a daughter. On this, the holiest of holidays, we have assembled an episode invigorated with yuletide tenor not seen since the days of yore, and also the traditionally rigid, passive aggressive, green bean casserole of familial togetherness, of course. We certainly hope you've all been good this year. If not, yule be sorry you missed out!
Recently, the Twilight Kink Fest came to a close and we have selected two Christmas miracles to share that shone through the competition like the face of the virgin Mother on a slice of hole(y) grain toast.
What Forever Means by rmhale
WARNING: condomless, godless, senseless, AIDS-less buttsexingJas!hole x Pe!tard
When one-eye meets brown-eye, worlds collide.
Prompt: "Barebacking. Slash only. What I'd like is a marathon fuck fest of bareback sex. I'm not at all opposed to romance being included, but more than anything, I want to see Guy A desperate to fill Guy B up until he is an exhausted, fucked-out, filthy mess, and Guy B is loving every minute of it."
Communal Living by PolkaDotMama: Chaps. 1 & 2
WARNING: self righteous, self-sexualizing philosophy and gender studies double majors playing house in the woods
v.card!ward x Jas!hole x Dr.Dad!Carlyle x Omelet
Young, virginal Edward Masen is confused. He likes dick, he liked pussy at one point, but can't decide if it is okay to like both at the same time. He has just received his golden ticket to the gates of Lambda Gardens, a safe, judgement free space for rapists and sexual bullies masquerading as hippies. Now Edward spends his days toiling away with sweaty, fuzzy lesbians fixing cars and knitting tree-trade, locally grown leg hair beer koozies. At night, the gut butcher minces over to make poundcake while the manhole inspector digs ditches in the backyard.
Prompt: "Jasper can't take Edward's sexual frustration any longer. He takes matters into his own hands and decides to relieve Edward of his virginity... he didn't expect Emmett and Carlisle to participate too. they each take a turn with him, bet he gets his back when one (or all) of them become his bottom. First time, toy play, rimming, felching, snowballing, withholding orgasm."
