Feast your asses on this sumptuous revelry. The gods delight in them and so too shall you.
Courage by MyTwiDreams
WARNING: regrettable tattoos, salacious, slimy vagina, hurt/comfort, cloyingly sweet child used as plot device to get characters back together, Mexican hookers with AIDS
Jas!hole x Jerk!ward x lovelessmarriagechild!Riley
Mama, don't ooo wuv daddy no more?
Ends with the couple in a heated embrace, while the tike looks on in unnatural satisfaction, slithering up the duvet like the proverbial Grinch to the Christmas tree hoping against hope to be the filling in a vanilla cookie sandwich.
Reverse Psychology by sisterglitch
WARNING: corporal punishment, Burch tree splinters, aggressive humiliation, father's teaching sons, soft tears of shame, soothing hugs & sweet nothings
Daddy!Carlisle x ED!Bitchward x Jas!hole x Omelet
Don't make Carlisle turn this car around! Emmett dogs his "younger" brother's jock after a morning of antiquing with dad and "the boys." Edward, witheringly affectionless miser that he is, has a sexual identity crisis resulting in a decidedly rapey off road beating, not because he did anything wrong, but because he is the weakest and smallest of his clan. At some point it becomes impossible to distinguish one's sweat from one's tears, but we're not complaining.
Courage by MyTwiDreams
Reverse Psychology by sisterglitch
