Isla De Cullen: Chap. 24
WARNING: D/S, May/December relationships, diamonds, Tiffany's, and struffoli
CourtneyStodden!Bella x DougHutchison!Edward
Edward spreads his butt cheeks. They are pulled apart so just the air leaks. With a sputtering squeal eking through the ring of muscle like a deflating balloon into the night he whispers, "Happy New Year" to the barely legal teen he so adores. Set to the score of the New Year's Eve movie.
Breaking Dawn Sex Scene by Broken-bella22
WARNING: overly amorous newly weds
ED!ward x Bella
<----- gross and rude.
On to lucky number 3... unless you're Dale Earnhardt.
ME IS NO MORE by Broken-bella22
WARNING: based on a true story, rape, betrayal
rape!cob x S.V.U!bella
Jacob is sadly misinformed about what really goes on at a girl's slumber party.
In other newsy type stuff, the Twi-turds have had their twats flapping in the wind recently over the controversial publishing, and possibly movie, deal offered to one Snowqueen's IceDragon for her fanfiction called Master of the Universe. Though other fanfictions have received similar offers, don't ask us why, the offer seemed to rub most everyone the wrong way and in a hilariously embarrassing turn of events, the author sharted a bunch of fucked up word vomit, which you can read here, Mean Girls style about the fandom in general to a fic writing buddy over private messaging and it was leaked. Unfortunately for her, not only is she a bad writer who has lost all her internet friends, she is also incredibly misinformed on the ART of plagiarism. By which we mean all the incriminating shit from her fanfic found its way into her manuscript for publishing, i.e. paraphrasing actual conversations between characters in the books, adopting popular character catch phrases, locations, and occupations of characters within the books. Long story short, looks like SMeyer has been wise to this girl's games for some time and plans to sue her upon the release of the book. Frowny Faaaaaaace. Anyways, we read MOTU and it was 900 pages of bad and horrible. It was just like Isla de Cullen if you exchange the island for a mommy issues metaphor and make the sex even less attractive, if one can imagine such a world. The fanfic has been removed from the internet since the publishing deal was announced, but if you would like own a piece of fanfiction history in high-quality PDF click here.Isla de Cullen by CaraNo
Breaking Dawn Sex Scene by Broken-bella22
ME IS NO MORE by Broken-bella22
