We come bearing some pretty fantastically overcooked crap snacks to be picked over, in part, by porn vultures like you. One of which was written by the much fabled fanfiction unicorn, a BIOLOGICAL male! Don't say we never gave you anything.
A King's Affection by M.B. Massin (a.k.a. Judas Manifesto): Chaps. 1-3
WARNING: glaring historical inaccuracies, sexually precocious princes, fine Egyptian John Linens
Greek!ward x Jas!hole (eventually)
Welcome to the thunderdome! This homer-erotic epic chronicles the Japanese game show-style Olympian grab-ass games in which house-elves, Jasperous and Isabellaous battle to the death in typical jello wrestling Greek custom to win the fickle favor of the usurping bisexual butt slurp, Edwardicous Culleanious.
Boys and Their Toys by TexasRoseFanfiction: Chaps. 4-7
WARNING: butt-sex elitists, dogs licking piss off stinging nettles, women hating, slash, inappropriate work place masturbation, grilling steaks
Jas!hole x ED!ward
While the emasculating, hairy, steamy jungle cunt is pickling (?) the boys will play... at Edward Cullen's COCK PALACE. Get your ASSHOLE flooded with JIZZ, JIZZ, JIZZ. Have every other available orifice wedged open with vibrating industrial clamps, stuffing your gaping, hungry, spasming holes with probes, beads, tops, whirly gigs, pinwheels, roman candles, and other sensual tchotchkes. Only at Edward Cullen's COCK PALACE. HE DOESN'T EVEN WORK HERE. Edward Cullen's COCK PALACE. Dudes ONLY.
A King's Affection by M.B. Massin
Boys and Their Toys by TexasRoseFanfiction
GOD BLESS...
