Wonderful With Love!

Mother's Day is this Sunday. What better way to pay tribute to the woman who heroically birthed the anencephalic, plotless preemie called Twilight then to lay a Spank!fic over our collective knee? You may have noticed that corporal punishment is a delightfully prevalent theme in the Twilight fandom. So have we. It makes us hotter than July.


One of Us by IcyActress
WARNING: Blatant disregard for the fifth commandment.
Starring: Jas!hole, Carlisle, and Bitch!ward

This is a Jasper/Carlisle corporal punishment fanfic in which Jasper gets his mouth forcefully douched with soap and then receives an uncomfortably arousing, happy-ending style beat down from his adoptive DILF.


One of Us by IcyActress