Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Must Luv Dawgz


The time has finally come. THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO DARK LOVE. Sort of. We drilled for bile and exhausted all the riches this fic has to offer (at this time).

Dark Love: Chaps. 9-10
WARNING: premarital, sinful, same-sex, high calorie  DickLover's pizza
ChrisBown!Fat!Sam x RihannaMcDonald!CumDumpster!Quil

Fat!Sam has finally succeeded in his plan to dickmatize CumDupster!Quil with his dickmanship. Chaserno1 has finally succeeded in convincing us that our own day-to-day relationships are abnormal without the existence of rape. RAPE = LOVE

It's like the classic romantic comedy where Tom Hanks shows Meg Ryan what she's been missing in her life by turning into a big-handed dog rapist and lavishing her with anal fissures (spoil, spoil, covet).  She doesn't want to let him into the perfect life she's made for herself... AT FIRST.  But her girlfriends show her that if she can just see the light, she'll realize that he's a really... sincere guy.

After all is said and done, a hemmhorrage in your b-hole is just the fear of BEING HAPPY leaving your body.
Yeah. This is like that.
Go find your rapist and love him like you'll never let go, Jack.

Dark Love by Chaserno1


Wednesday, June 1, 2011

AIDS, but sexy

"Horny vampire Edmund feasts on cock and ass tonight!"
Meet Edmund, Billa, & Egan, the stars of Twinklight, the vampire themed porn!

Synopsis: "In this highly anticipated Afton Nills' feature film Billa plays an innocent twink searching for a new beginning. What he finds is the dark and dangerous world of vampires; an erotic and cryptic society filled with fucking and blood sucking. Billa spirals deeper into the underworld as he falls for the forbidden but irresistible Edmund, a strong and powerful vampire. Twinklight is a dramatic and graphic expose on the secrets, horrors and sexual fantasies of vampires. Watch as these young and deadly monsters take whatever pleasures they desire, reveling in a world of unrestrained gratification and hardcore twink fucking. Watch for more feature films from the new vampire saga Twinklight!"



Twinklight - Official Trailer from Afton Nills on Vimeo.


Twinklight - Krys Perez & Jayden Ellis from Afton Nills on Vimeo.

If you would like to know more, follow this link. We will probably let everyone know if we find a good torrent for a couple episodes.

Choderoni and Cheeze

DAMN SKIPPY! Happy Memorial Day AmeriCANS. In the spirit of kicking ass and taking names, we pay our respects to all the brave men and women who died defending our CHRISTIAN morals, purple mountains, obsessions with bacon and cats, and the god given right to bare arms from evil MexiCAN'T suckyourbuses and their plots to amass vampire armies of mass douchebaggery.

Teh Major by Aerialla1
WARNING: You cannot disguise shit amongst diamonds, come to find.
Jas!hole x Pee!Tard/ Jas!hole x Pee!Tard x OC/ Jas!hole x Pee!Tard x Charmander

This is an erotic buddy flickish sun down memory of yesteryear from Peter's POV in which he recounts his and Jasper's rapey sexual exploits as head councilors at Vampire Army summer camp.

The Major by Aerialla1



Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Rapes of Wrath

Dark Love: Chap. 7 & 8
Fat!Dominque Strauss-Kahn!Sam x CumDumpster!MaidInManhattan!Quil

In this installment of Dark Love, Fat!Sam wants to know what love is and asks CumDupster!Quil to show him.
Soft, fluffy, chubby plot bunnies... GANG RAPING YOUR SENSIBILITIES, SHRIVELING YOUR NETHER REGIONS, AND STUFFING YOUR EAR HOLES WITH FUPA ROLLZ.

Dark Love by Chaserno1



Time for a cat dance 

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Frumroll PLZ

Hate Bella! : Chaps. 1-3
Warning: This fanfic PHATIC. Don ut read if you are not also,  phatic.
Dom!Bella x Sub!ward & twat waffle!Jacob (separately, she is still a lady afterall)


To much dark Edward and no dark Bella why, god; reading this fan-fic lyke tooning radios when signal crossing so he can;t understand anything saying to. you, of your ear spaces from my mouth. Edward.


Hate Bella! by rob-love

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Rape On a Hot Tin Roof

A rapealicious rapecation for your brain.

Fat!Sam doesn't want to know your name, all he wants is BANG, BANG, BANG! ... And maybe some cuddles afterward.

It's open season on CumDumpster!Quil's ass as Dark Love by Chaserno1 continues with chapters 5 & 6.

URBAN WEREWOLVES RUNNING RIOT!

Apparently the sons of Levi Uley and Ephraim Black  were made to submit to the true alpha, 
WOLFIE BLACKHEART!