We know which side our bread is buttered on! Since everyone knows CTKB is all about hard hitting investigative journalism, it's time for some irrelevant months-old news! Your worldview may have been thrown into chaos not so recently after US Weekly published some pictures of Kristin making out with Rupert Sanders, her gross SWATH director (We would have picked his son, Tennyson). In response to Kristin's Craig's List sidewalk sale cock encounter, fans took to their twitter and tumblr accounts in a slut-shaming, sex negative rage, carrying on like a bunch of betrayed housewives.
Fast forward to now, the clouds have parted and good news is shining down, warming the earth, and beginning to dry the banks that were once over-flown with tears. Rob has forgiven Kristin, and Taylor, since he no longer has to pick sides, has resumed his rightful position as Kristin's best gal pal. Balance to the universe has been restored! Whoopie!
So yeah, that's a thing. We prescribe suicide, but if you cannot afford it, the 5 G's will do.
For a second there, we thought the Aztec's might have been right about the whole 2012 thing. But then again, Rob is a Taurus and she's an Aries... HAHA. JUST KIDDING. How can you really believe in that stuff? What a medieval alchemist baby!
ON!WARD to teh pronz!
Boys and Their Toys by TexasRoseFanfiction: Chaps. 14-16
WARNING: There is many a slip between the cup and the lip.
Jas!hole x Sped!ward
0H my G0SH! Famous Lady Gaga Puts his vagina in Her GF tight pussy. Now at GagaOral.way.to Have a Seat and watch links!! Bad Romance. Bad Writing. Bad Fanfic.Freed from the cavernous moisture of unwanted puss, our hero is free to flap his balls in the winds of fate. Will a gentle zephyr that is Edward Cullen fill his holes with wind, or will his short time on this earth be cut short by chronic workplace masturbation? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
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