Choderoni and Cheeze

DAMN SKIPPY! Happy Memorial Day AmeriCANS. In the spirit of kicking ass and taking names, we pay our respects to all the brave men and women who died defending our CHRISTIAN morals, purple mountains, obsessions with bacon and cats, and the god given right to bare arms from evil MexiCAN'T suckyourbuses and their plots to amass vampire armies of mass douchebaggery.

Teh Major by Aerialla1
WARNING: You cannot disguise shit amongst diamonds, come to find.
Jas!hole x Pee!Tard/ Jas!hole x Pee!Tard x OC/ Jas!hole x Pee!Tard x Charmander

This is an erotic buddy flickish sun down memory of yesteryear from Peter's POV in which he recounts his and Jasper's rapey sexual exploits as head councilors at Vampire Army summer camp.

The Major by Aerialla1

Rapes of Wrath

Dark Love: Chap. 7 & 8
Fat!Dominque Strauss-Kahn!Sam x CumDumpster!MaidInManhattan!Quil

In this installment of Dark Love, Fat!Sam wants to know what love is and asks CumDupster!Quil to show him.
Soft, fluffy, chubby plot bunnies... GANG RAPING YOUR SENSIBILITIES, SHRIVELING YOUR NETHER REGIONS, AND STUFFING YOUR EAR HOLES WITH FUPA ROLLZ.

Dark Love by Chaserno1

Time for a cat dance 

Frumroll PLZ

Hate Bella! : Chaps. 1-3
Warning: This fanfic PHATIC. Don ut read if you are not also,  phatic.
Dom!Bella x Sub!ward & twat waffle!Jacob (separately, she is still a lady afterall)


To much dark Edward and no dark Bella why, god; reading this fan-fic lyke tooning radios when signal crossing so he can;t understand anything saying to. you, of your ear spaces from my mouth. Edward.


Hate Bella! by rob-love

Rape On a Hot Tin Roof

A rapealicious rapecation for your brain.

Fat!Sam doesn't want to know your name, all he wants is BANG, BANG, BANG! ... And maybe some cuddles afterward.

It's open season on CumDumpster!Quil's ass as Dark Love by Chaserno1 continues with chapters 5 & 6.

Dark Love by Chaserno1

URBAN WEREWOLVES RUNNING RIOT!

Apparently the sons of Levi Uley and Ephraim Black  were made to submit to the true alpha, 

WOLFIE BLACKHEART!

Wonderful With Love!

Mother's Day is this Sunday. What better way to pay tribute to the woman who heroically birthed the anencephalic, plotless preemie called Twilight then to lay a Spank!fic over our collective knee? You may have noticed that corporal punishment is a delightfully prevalent theme in the Twilight fandom. So have we. It makes us hotter than July.


One of Us by IcyActress
WARNING: Blatant disregard for the fifth commandment.
Starring: Jas!hole, Carlisle, and Bitch!ward

This is a Jasper/Carlisle corporal punishment fanfic in which Jasper gets his mouth forcefully douched with soap and then receives an uncomfortably arousing, happy-ending style beat down from his adoptive DILF.


One of Us by IcyActress

Rapity Rape, Rape, Rape, Rape

Dark Love: Chap. 4


The only thing Fat!Sam likes more than rape is home cookin'!
Fat!Sam x CumDumpster!Quil

Dark Love by Chaserno1

WHICH WITCH IS THE REAL RENESMEE?!?