Come little monsters, raise your paws up in the shape of a dick. We're back after an extended vaca(y) to bring you the
GAY PRIDE EDITION of Cullen The Kettle Black!! But that's not all, the author of this spicy fart bubble is the illusive, rare unicorn of fanfuckery -- A BIOLOGICAL MALE.
"Judas Manifesto is my pseudonym." WUT!? Get out of town!1!!!11!!
"My real name is Brandyn M, just in case you were wondering. My most popular name seems to be "B Man"..." From G-D's ass (never take His name in vain!) to our glass table riches abound.
Strictly Sexual by Judas Manifesto
WARNING:
fire sale, gay homosexual anal intercourse, b-hole cream pies, and a general lack of knowledge on the topics of anatomy, physiology,
bi-ology, and Scientology.
Backass!Ward x Jas!Hole x Horsecock!Emmett
Edward didn't start the fire, but there were three things about which he was absolutely certain; first, that it was always burning since the world was turning. Second, there was a part of him, and he wasn't sure how dominant that part was, which blamed the fumes of that fire for his flaming gayness, and third, he was unconditionally and irrevocably a twat.
Strictly Sexual by Judas Manifesto
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